MOON EYES RIGHT $1.00	MOON EYES LEFT $1.00	CRASHIN' SUCKS $1.00	EIGHTEEN GRAND AND EIGHTEEN MILES DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER! $1.00
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS RIDE RICE BURNERS $1.00	FOR SOME THERE'S THERAPY...FOR THE REST OF US THERE'S MOTORCYCLES $1.00	CHROME WON'T GET YOU HOME $1.00	DO NOT CHECK GAS WITH LIGHTER, DUMMY! $1.00
GET ON, RELAX, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS $1.00	HUCKIN' FARLEY $1.00	I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE W/ HEART $1.00	I SUFFER FROM P.M.S. (PARKED MOTORCYCLE SYNDROME) $1.00
IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND $1.00	IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BIKE, YOU'RE NOT A BIKER $1.00	IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE AND FIND OUT! $1.00	JESUS SAVES BIKERS, TOO $1.00
LADY RIDER $1.00	LET THOSE WHO RIDE DECIDE $1.00	LOUD AND PROUD $1.00	LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES. JESUS SAVES SOULS! $1.00
MOTORCYCLES AND JESUS...A WAY OF LIFE $1.00	NO FAT CHICKS, FENDER WILL SCRAPE $1.00	RIDE FOR JESUS $1.00	RIDE FREE $1.00
RIDE LONGER, LIVE LONGER $1.00	RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TOUCH MY MOTORCYCLE! $1.00	SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BIKER $1.00	THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE IN THE WORLD IS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS MOTORCYCLE $1.00
THIS BIKE EATS HONDAS AND SH*TS YAMAHAS $1.00	WORN UNDER PROTEST $1.00	WINGED WHEEL $1.00	YES IT'S FAST, AND NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT $1.00
I STARTED OUT DRAWING ON MY ARM, NOW LOOK AT ME $1.00	AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINY A** OPINION WOULD BE $1.00	B.A.D.D. BIKERS AGAINST DUMB DRIVERS $1.00	BEER...FOR OVER 200 YEARS MAKING UGLY PEOPLE LOOK GOOD $1.00
CHOPPER CROSS $1.00	CROSSED REBEL FLAGS $1.00	D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. $1.00	DILLIGAF $1.00
DOES THIS BIKE MAKE MY A** LOOK FAT? $1.00	FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT FIRST $1.00	F U YOU F'N F $1.00	F*** OFF (SIGN LANGUAGE) $1.00
HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER $1.00	HOW ABOUT I JUST SMACK THE STUPID OUT OF YOU $1.00	I CAN ONLY BE NICE TO ONE PERSON A DAY...TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY $1.00	HOW CAN I MISS YOU WHEN YOU WON'T GO AWAY $1.00
I DO WHAT I WANT, CASE CLOSED $1.00	I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD, BUT IT'S OK...THEY KNOW ME HERE $1.00	I'M NOT SPEEDING...I'M QUALIFYING $1.00	IF YOU RUN, YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED $1.00
IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS, DON'T BUY THEM $1.00	IN MEMEORY OF THOSE WHO NEVER RETURNED FROM VIETNAM $1.00	INSTANT A**HOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL $1.00	SAVE YOUR BREATH...YOU'LL NEED IT LATER TO BLOW UP YOUR DATE $1.00
SKULL AND CROSS BONES IN CIRCLE $1.00	WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT TOUCHING THIS BIKE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH $1.00	WARNING: IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE, DON'T F*** WITH IT! $1.00	24 BOTTLES OF BEER IN A CASE, 24 HOURS IN A DAY, COINCIDENCE $1.00
5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH FRACTIONS $1.00	A MAN WILL COME TO HIS SENSES AFTER HE HAS EXHAUSTED ALL OTHER POSSIBILITIES $1.00	ADMITTING YOU'RE AN A**HOLE IS THE FIRST STEP $1.00	AMERICAN FLAG LEFT $1.00
AMERICAN FLAG RIGHT $1.00	ANNOYING THE WORLD ONE PERSON AT A TIME $1.00	BACK OFF $1.00	BAD COP...NO DONUT $1.00
BLESS THIS BIKE $1.00	BUY AMERICAN $1.00	CHARTER MEMBER OF OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL MOOD SWINGS $1.00	DAMIFINO $1.00
DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING $1.00	DEVIL FACE $1.00	DID YOU MAKE THE HONOR ROLL AT THE SCHOOL OF STUPIDITY $1.00	DO THEY EVER SHUT UP ON YOUR PLANET? $1.00
DON'T STEAL...THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION $1.00	EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAYS $1.00	DYING OF NATURAL CAUSES IS FOR WIMPS $1.00	ENGLISH SPOKEN HERE $1.00
FAMOUS LAST WORDS..."WATCH THIS" $1.00	FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET $1.00	FIFTEEN GRAND AND FIFTEEN MILES DON'T MAKE YOU A BIKER $1.00	FOR THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW $1.00
FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES, BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES $1.00	GOD BLESS AMERICA $1.00	HOW'S YOUR WIFE AND MY KIDS? $1.00	I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING DUMBER JUST LISTENING TO YOU $1.00
I DON'T SUFFER FROM PMS, BUT EVERYONE ELSE DOES $1.00	I LIKE YOU...YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID $1.00	I LOVE JESUS! $1.00	I SUFFER FROM PMS (PUTTING UP WITH MEN'S SH*T) $1.00
I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO ACCOMODATE ILLEGALS IN MY COUNTRY $1.00	I WOULDN'T SAY YOU'RE UGLY, JUST FACIALLY CHALLENGED $1.00	I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO FAST, IT'S CRASHIN' AND BURNIN' THAT SUCKS $1.00	I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT, SO PLEASE STOP TALKING $1.00
I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THINK I'M FIRST $1.00	I'M THE FAT LADY AND I'M NOT SINGIN' SH*T $1.00	I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU, IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE $1.00	IF GOD INTENDED FOR WOMEN TO BEND OVER, HE WOULD HAVE PUT DIAMONDS ON THE FLOOR $1.00
IF I DON'T SHOOT SOMEONE SOON, I'M GONNA FORGET HOW TO $1.00	IF I'D SHOT YOU WHEN I WANTED TO, I'D BE OUT BY NOW $1.00	IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES, IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS $1.00	IF MEN HAD PERIODS, THEY WOULD BRAG ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR TAMPONS $1.00
IF YOU WANT A SECOND OPINION, YOU'RE UGLY, TOO $1.00	IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMMORHOID, GET OFF MY A** $1.00	IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS ARE SUSPECTS! $1.00	IF YOU SEE MY EX, GIVE HER A BIG SMACK FOR ME $1.00
IF YOU SEE MY EX, GIVE HIM A BIG SMACK FOR ME $1.00	IN MEMEORY OF THOSE WHO LOST THEIR LIVES AT THE HANDS OF TERRORISTS SEPT.11, 2001 $1.00	IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE $1.00	JESUS HAPPENS! $1.00
JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT, JUST KEEP THE VERDICT TO YOURSELF $1.00	LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART $1.00	LIFE'S TOUGH...IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID $1.00	MESS WITH ME AND YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK $1.00
MY HUSBAND SAYS I DON'T LISTEN TO HIM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT $1.00	NEXT MOOD SWING SIX MINUTES $1.00	NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS $1.00	NO ATTITUDES $1.00
NO FAT CHICKS $1.00	OK, OK, I TAKE IT BACK...GO UN F*CK YOURSELF $1.00	OUTTA MY WAY I HAVE TO PEE $1.00	POWERED BY FAITH $1.00
REDNECK AND PROUD OF IT $1.00	ROLLING DICE $1.00	SILLIE YUPPIE, TRAILERS ARE FOR BOATS $1.00	SMALL AMERICAN FLAG $1.00
STUPIDITY IS NOT A CRIME, SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO $1.00	TENNESSEE $1.00	THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PLACE FOR YOU ON MY SH*T LIST $1.00	TO ALL OUR ARMED FORCES, I THANK YOU $1.00
VET GULF WAR $1.00	VET IRAQ WAR $1.00	VET KOREA $1.00	VET VIETNAM $1.00
WARNING: I SMOKE AND ENJOY THEM! SO BUTT OUT! $1.00	WAY TO GO SH*THEAD $1.00	WHO SAYS I DON'T LIFT A FINGER? $1.00	WOODPECKER LEFT $1.00
WOODPECKER RIGHT $1.00	YOU CALL IT LOVE...I CALL IT STALKING $1.00	YOU ARE DEPRIVING SOME VILLAGE OF AN IDIOT $1.00	YOU CAN'T SLEEP OFF UGLY $1.00
YOU LOOK LIKE SH*T...IS THAT THE STYLE NOW? $1.00	YOU NEVER TRULY KNOW A WOMAN TILL YOU MEET HER IN COURT $1.00	I BOUGHT AMERICAN DECAL 2"X 4" $4.00